
It's Christmas - well almost. While I wait for my pot of fresh fruit mince to simmer down to it gooey aromatic comination of deliciousness (for the mince pies and icecream for the Big Day) I thought I could share some Christmas observanaces from this part of the world.
I perhaps have made a mistake. I subscribe to various magazine email newsletters, in the hope of getting the jump on advice and information when it comes to living the lifestyle. In fact, as a result, I'm feeling like a major underachiever.
In the past week I've had several emails from Martha (normally just one a week but it's prime season; she's firing on all cylinders), Real Simple, Gourmet and Domino magazines all with tips for being the perfect hostess, perfect Christmas elf, just straight Perfect Woman.
To do this I will have needed to have done the following:
1. Packed away the Thanksgiving decorations (that is after having put them up after having packed away the Halloween decorations) and put up at least one tree, of course fresh, and I would have lhad to choose between a fraser fir, the balsam fir, white fir, the white pine, the douglas fir or the colorado blue spruce - for the record we got the fraser - it lasts the longest, but turns out the damn thing doesn't smell! Every house I have been in has had more than one tree...This should REALLY have been done the weekend after Thanksgiving - no pressure.
2. Made a wreath (pine cones v sticks v glitter v balls v fir branches) for the front door.
3. Made a garland for the fireplace.
4. Decorated the front garden with motorised glowing or inflatable animals, Santas and snowmen - preferably all at once.
5. Covered the house in lights (hey, the movie "Deck the Halls" really happens!)
6. Made handmade gifts for everyone
7. Invited everyone over for a supper party - handmade invitations, bring a toy for a charity for under the tree, made eggnog, hor d'oeuvres, homemade cocktails, come up with clever ideas for lighting the front path with candles, gift favours for everyone to take home when they leave..
8. Made handmade gift tags, wrapping paper (bugger, Martha hasn't said how to make handmade sellotape yet..), wrapped each present in a different style (all colour co-ordinating though)
9. Made cookies and cakes for school/work charity bake sale.
10. Tipped the paper boy, garbage man, doorman (if you live in NY!), nail technician, hairdresser, teacher, babysitter, pool cleaner, UPS man, personal trainer....RealSimple.com has a web page devoted to what/how much/tip + gift or just tip, and two of the TV networks have had stories on the same.
11. Made hostess gifts for everyone who invites you to a party.
12. Made a centrepiece for the table.
13. Made an Advent Calendar - if you're Catholic.
14. Partaken in at least one other religious holiday occasion - lighting the menorah, or sending out kwanzaa cards
15. Taken photos in the snow for the cover of the Christmas card.
16. Bought multiple gifts for all members of the family and made sure to get gift receipts for all the presents you bought in case you have to return some.
Martha's on hand to help - she has a Planning Guide on the website - runs to 13 pages (help!).
I've done 1, some of 6 and 8 (the tag bit), 9 and 15. But the mantlepiece looks pretty.