Friday, August 17, 2007

State Fair - part 2!

(A continuation of our visit to the Wisconsin State Fair)

A fair means animals, and they were in fine form - even amidst the 35C degree heat (at 6pm). It was hard to choose between the champion clydesdales (we happened to be in the stables just as they were preparing for final judging), or the champion sheep.

The horse barn was filled with breeders from all over the country who had decked out their stalls in their corporate colours. It's hard to see in the photos but many had elaborate drapery, signage and uniforms. It's obviously big business and the atmosphere was electric (and filled with the noise of overhead fans busily trying to cool down the animals) as the horses and handlers clip, clopped off to the show ring.

The horses were huge, much bigger than they appear in the photos. The Budweiser Clydesdales (think Speights) were there in all their finery, with a special display of stables under a massive tent - lots of red velvet (my camera battery died about this point!)
I didn't get to take any pictures of the sheep because of the camera but that was altogether another world. The only breed I vaguely recognised were the Suffolks, but we'd never seen anything like the grooming that was going on.

Every sheep was covered in a canvas full body and face cover - obviously to protect their freshly cleaned and groomed coats. We saw several sheep up on a podium stand, with their heads and feet teathered to keep them still and standing straight and 2-3 people at a time were teasing out their coast with a wire brush (like you'd use on a sheepskin rug - funny that!). My farmer father would have had a fit.

We saw one group of owners who had set up their sleeping quarters in a small space next to their sheep. They'd set up cots, a cooler, fans, put up some blankets for semi-privacy, had hung their washing on the railings...and in the middle of it all was a portable dog kennel with the border collie sheep dog asleep in the shade. Most handlers slept in RV and caravans in the fairground carparks - these guys weren't leaving their sheep.
These guys look much like their cousin - that now graces our living room floor!

One of our main reasons to visit the State Fair was to see a band popular in the 80s and 90s - 10000 Maniacs - the band Nathalie Merchant used to be with and known for their hit song "These are the days".

After our experience at the crowded Summerfest two week music festival here in Milwaukee, we thought it wouldn't hurt to get to the amphitheater a little early and try and grab a good spot. An hour before the show we turned up to find almost no one there, so we grabbed a prime spot about 5 rows back from the stage.

Forty five minutes goes by and the roadies are still setting up, and there are only about 50 people assembled in the crowd.

Another ten minutes and there's only about another 50 people....

The band are late on stage due to some problems in the setup...but even by then there are less than 200 people in the audience...We're thinking "this is way weird". Or maybe "this is Milwaukee"?! On the main stage that night was a country music concert - we should have known...

The band comes out and cranks into some tunes....and people start to leave. It quickly became obvious that most of the crowd were obviously just general show patrons, curious to listen in to a free concert, but not fans and obviously the music (great to us!) wasn't to their liking.

Thirty minutes into the show more people leave, an hour into the show and the poor lead singer (by now noticeably upset by the people leaving) jumps off the stage and starts sitting amongst the crowd with a cordless mic trying to make light of it. After another few songs she invites people up on stage - by now there are more fans on stage than sitting in the audience. It was hilarious, but we felt so sorry for the band...they'll NEVER come back to Milwaukee!

New Zealand - the land of the long grey/pink cloud

I know I owe a second installment on the State Fair but I interrupt this broadcast to give you this commentary received from Brian Sweeney from the NZEdge.com website in his latest email...thought you might enjoy...

Have been confronting the dichotomy between global achievement and a fairly murderous (literally) local climate. There has been extensive media commentary about the parlous state of New Zealand's behaviour and values. A tangential but compelling commentary can be found on the NZ Herald's always-excellent reader forum specifically addressing the question "Do you think New Zealand is boring?" It's a great question; at last count there were 200 intelligent comments mostly of the view that it is. I can give both "absolutely" and "absolutely not" answers to this question (but fundamentally, life is what you make of it). Overall the country feels like it is in drift mode; awash with the scent of violence; politically fragmented; overly-contented; and little sense of urgency (one export leader commented to a meeting last week that complacency in NZ was leading us to become "Tasmania on Prozac").

With a reported one in eleven Cantabrians on heavy-duty anti-depressants, we might be truly over the edge. In counselling on happiness, philosopher Daniel Dennett advises to "find something bigger than yourself, then devote your life to it." New Zealand needs this firmly articulated sense of purpose (our version is "winning the world from the edge"). My belief is that this would deal to the atrophy that afflicts public life here "on-island". It's not enough to simply get behind the ABs. The nation operating with purpose and focus as a "One Team One Dream" unit would propel us forward. I'm a resident optimist, and I hope this issue #87 of nzedge.com puts a step in your day. Cheers.

One in 11!!!! (Well, I know of one..) I did a quick web search to try and get some some more info about this - concerned at the slight on my people - and couldn't find anything. I might have to email him...

P.S Read Kevin Robert's great commentary on the ABs on the blog site that's part of NZedge.

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

More sticks than you can poke an animal at...

Or should that be more animals than you can poke a stick at...

Oh, no.

This is the Wisconsin State Fair.

Held every August at the height of a sticky Midwestern summer; when the fields are full of corn, the kids are roaming free, and the acres of once pale white skin are now blistering red; the State Fair is one hell'ova A&P Show.

When I was young, the trip to the Canterbury A&P Show under nor'wester skies was the excuse for a new summer dress. I can tell you one thing - I don't think there were any new little dresses at the Wisconsin State Fair....but there was way too much bare skin (I was guilty) and too much tummy overhang.

And the reason for it all - plenty of cheese curds - and food on sticks.

There were corn dogs (hot dogs on a stick), GIANT corn dogs, pork chops on a stick, frozen cheesecake on a stick, candy apples (on a stick), frozen bananas on a stick, deep fried pickles on a stick, s'mores on a stick (see here for those unfamiliar with a s'more!).

Here are few pics of some of the food offerings on offer...Note the lack of the colour green. There was a vegetable food stall...selling....(wait for it)... deep fried vegetables, fried sweet potatoes, fried mixed vegetables, and I couldn't resist - my first ever helping of fried green tomatoes...note the do rag (bandana) - it's actually Louis Vuitton, but all the Harley chicks wear them!...
There was a stall selling nothing but "Fried Dough"

The sign says it all...

The deep fried battered s'more - on a stick! (we did not eat one of these!)
The rotisserie'd corn (see the burnt husk) dipped in melted butter was goooood...

What's THE most talked about thing to see at the Wisconsin State Fair?....The champion all-star bull? The Budweiser Clydesdales. The ultra high-flying, death-defying, lunch up-bringing ride? The bearded lady? The best-in-show-made-with-real-butter pound cake? The man selling the best-ever jewelery cleaner/feather duster/non-stick frying pan/garage gadget/hedge clipper/sharpest-ever knife set...they're all there....but no. It's the cream puff.

Wisconsin is known for its cows and cheese - and to get cheese you need milk - and cream. Well, apparently some time ago the Wisconsin Association of Bakers decided to show off their skills at the State Fair by making and selling choux pastry puffs, filled with fresh whipped cream. And sell them they do...

Luckily there were no queues when we were there - but they were ready!...
There is even a drive through area where people can phone in their orders and drive through and pick them up - without having to come into the Fair. Apparently 6-packs are seen in offices at coffee time all across the city during the week of the fair! For more about the famous Wisconsin State Fair cream puff check this out.

You think the ropes are a little crazy....they sell up to 50,000 per day - for the 10 days of the event! At $3 a pop - think of the margin.

We restrained ourselves - and shared one...

The animals and 10,000 Maniacs in the next post. I'm off to bed!

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Miss me?....

I know, I know...I'm a slack tart, and you're probably wondering where I am...have been back and forth to Chicago a lot the past two weeks for work, and just back today from Houston visiting Robbie's Dad for a long weekend. All of that, and surviving an American heatwave in the Midwest (and in Texas this past weekend), has kept me busy.

Promise to write more tomorrow...I have a report from the Wisconsin State Fair from two weekend's ago which will be worth waiting for...Clydesdales, cream puffs and fried cheese curds...

Until then...stay cool...

Thursday, August 2, 2007

Instant boost to the self-confidence

Forget the plastic surgery, exercise routine, long life vitamins....just do this online survey to check your life expectancy and real age...

It calculated that my real age is 27 (gotta love it!) and I'm living till I'm 88. Nieces and nephews - take note. I will be doing a Nellie - as Robbie's only living til he's 86.

... so who wants me!!!

Denise, why didn't I think of this?


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Our refreshingly creative NZ advertising industry!

Spent most of the week at our Chicago office HQ, hence the lack of blog entries this week.

Long days, late nights (didn't even get to the last train on Tuesday night so ended up checking into a hotel and buying a $8.99 Wrigley Field tshirt at Walgreen's convenience store next to the hotel to wear to work the next day!), early mornings (up at 5am this morning to catch the 6:15am back to work only to have the damn train canceled due to electrical problems) and no time to eat lunch.

So it was wonderfully refreshing to get a couple of great emails from friend Greig - with links to a bunch of things - including this. Made me smile - am sure it will too if you haven't seen it!